I was the firstborn child and you'd better believe that, in large part, helped shape my personality. Over the course of a few years, I watched my parents become softer, more passive versions of their former selves. Now that I'm a parent with a few years under my belt and practically starting over with baby girl, I know the skinny! They were tired! Not just sleepy, but exhausted-flat out weary!
As I watch our family evolve into its "new normal" as a family of five. I can't help but wonder what baby's take on all of it will be. I can only imagine it sounds a little something like this…
There are a few things I need to get off my chest. First let me just thank you for splurging on a plush, fancy car seat in my favorite color: pink; but, can you take me out of it every once in awhile? I sit, eat, and even sleep in the thing so much I don't know if I'll ever be able to grow hair on the crown of my head. While we're on the subject of eating. It's much more fun when I can sit in my big chair and use my spoon and fork, rather than eat lunch while you drive with one hand and pass me bites with the other. Oh, and that time I had to eat in the vet's office while we waited for the dog's check-up---gross!
It looks like I joined a very busy family. We're always on the go and we sure do a lot of waiting. Would you mind taking me somewhere that I'd enjoy. I hear Chuck E Cheese's is fun. If that's to much could you pack a few extra toys for me to play with while we wait? There are only so many things to do in your purse. By the way, your bubble gum and chapstick taste delicious!
I know it may seem like I always want to be held. Who am I kidding? I do always want to be held! Besides feeling pretty good, the view in your arms is much nicer than the crotch shots that I get when I'm on my own. Please spare me from the crotch shots!
One more thing: my vocabulary is not as extensive as my brothers'. I know what I'm trying to say, but I just can't get the words together. Be patient with me, so I don't have to go all "cray cray" to get my point across.
I think you're doing a great job, Mommy. Consider these as areas for improvement.
P.S. I think Coco is the funniest, silliest, most loveable real life lovey there is! I just can't get enough of her! Can you tell her to stop running away? I just want to play with her.